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Tuesday, March 1, 2011

窮富翁大作戰 I



2009.08.22 真人騷:揭示貧富懸殊困局
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2009.08.29 桌球高手優皮士變身流浪漢
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2009.09.05 選美天后變身洗碗阿姐決戰板間房120小時.
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2009.09.12 上市公司 CEO 變身垃圾佬
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2009.09.19 幸福少奶奶變身 綜援新移民母親慳得一蚊得一蚊
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Thursday, February 4, 2010

給民建聯獻計

最近得知民建聯不會參加立法會補選,他們認為不參加補選可以令公社兩黨的所為公投失敗而回,待他們重入立法會時再給上一個實際浪費公帑的罪名。其實民建聯(中央)有很多方法可以拖垮他們的所為公投,既不用背上參加公投的罪名,又可以打擊公社兩黨,最重要是提升黨的知名道。

他們只需要派多名二打六去參選,而他們的政綱都和公社兩黨的政綱差不多的,混淆視聽,然後再攪十天大陸來回包龍蛇宴加手腳底按摩團 (二人同行,小孩價錢)。全程又民建聯高層在巴士上為大家再陪訓,題目包括:怎樣投票?誰是魔鬼?以及解讀基本法 Version 2012 upgrade版。注意:目的地一定要大陸,因為長毛毓民們不可參加!頭一百位報名者均可得到〔中央字典2010〕一本,內有最新普選定義(肯定你末見過)、普選路線圖(中央)和最重要的超級市場優惠Coupon!!!希望有心人可以聯絡民建聯舉辦這個有益身心的活動,等我囉定假先!

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

五十年不變

香港人,你們還不明白「五十年不變」的意思嗎?港區全國人大代表譚慧珠已經說明了香港的權力並非來自人民,即是民主不可能只在香港實現。只有中國有民主,香港才可有民主。

「五十年不變」的意思是以前不能一人一票選港督,現在亦不可能一人一票選特首。中央對普選的解釋可能是用中央認為有廣泛代表性的人來選特首。例如立法局議員,所以很可能中央政府覺得:要有廣泛性,一定要再加功能組別的議席!而這些人一定要明白中央的心思,功能組別最特別的地方就是他們是最不關心政治,功能組別最關心的就是他們各自各的「功能」,於是中央便可以對正下藥,幫助發展他們的「功能」,看看高鐵撥款一事就完全明白了。中央對台灣的政策都是一樣,要台灣府首只需給一部分掌權們所需的,他們便不攪獨立了!

香港人要有民主,除非香港獨立成一個國家,但是你們想一想,香港連食水也要大陸供應,香港怎能獨立?長毛毓民!移民吧!

香港高鐵問題

時事評論員何亮亮先生在鳳凰衛視「時事開講」節目中談及香港高鐵問題,聽他分析後,便完全明白為何中國還有那麼多窮人。他說中國建高鐵的原因是因為高鐵能代表國家現代化的面貌,他引術1978年當時的副總理鄧小平到日本訪問第一次看到子彈火車時非常感蓋。

中國人對面子的重視眞是世界之最。國內很多貧窮地方的人民就連基本生活所需都沒有,用那麼多資金建高鐵去幫助商人和遊客更快的來回中國,幫助「他們」賺更多的錢!

再看看人均收入三萬港元的香港,正是表面風光,貧窮人叫苦連天,現在每港人還要拿接近一萬港元出來建高鐵,為的是不想香港邊緣化!即是要與中國的現代化(面子)接軌。說到這裡,其實都沒有問題,反正香港人都愛面子。但可否平一點?不是每個反對聲音都反建高鐵的,只要棄用西九作起點,在立法會快些過的機會就大大增加了。

Google

Google inc. 以退為進,博見報。最終想國際間討論事件,再次宣傳 Google 為了顧客的私隱,不惜不做生意,間接的說 Yahoo inc. 就不一樣了。令人想到為什麼 Yahoo inc. 還可以在中國做生意呢? 對,因為 Yahoo inc. 會提供顧客的資料給中央政府。我就唔信 Google 捨得放棄在中國賣他的 Google Phone 啦,睇住 Google inc. 怎樣宣佈和中國達成什麼什麼共識啦!

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

To All Friends that are suffering... [Suggested English song 1]

To All Friends that are suffering...

What a Wonderful World - Louis Armstrong

I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful world.
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful world.

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I love you.

I hear babies crying,
I watch them grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful world
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful world



God bless...

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Base on a real story... War in 2 weeks

Today, there is a war. I am inside the war too. Although there are more people on my side than on the other side, we lost. We totally lost the war. Many people died, and luckily, I am still survive. I think the reason of it is becuase of the weapon is very powerful on the other side or I can say, we do not have any weapon. We are not allow to have weapon, once we have it, we will get kill right away.

The war does not suddenly come, but we cannot do anything to prepare the war. We can only wait for it, wait for it to happen, and wait to see the deaths. There are no doctors and medications prepared, but if you are lucky, you may get some nurses to help you.

Whenever there is a war, you will see people get hurt, tears on the face and feel helpless. The reason of I can survive is because of there is somebody sacrificed his life. 2 weeks ago, the alarm was on. There are lots of soldiers in the press conference.

General J said: Our country will be under attack. Kybsjk city will be the first city get destroyed before March 1st. Soldiers in Kybsjk will be there to protect their lands until the last minute.

Then, the war begins, on wednesday afternoon, our team as usual was on patrol. Suddenly, one of the other teammates came by and yelled out: Watch out. I forgot what did he say exactly and he fell on the ground with lots of blood. That bullet supposed to be pointed at me. It is from a silent gun!!! He actually got the bullet straight into his body. Before he died, he said: you should stay, you can do better than me in the team, thank you.

2 mins after his death, general D called an emergency meeting and said: the war is over. It won't be another war within 6 months. Trust me... the war is done... Don't be sared...

But, me... I cried... I felt so bad. Although I am still alive, but...anyway. I will pray for the sacrificed. I hope they can be in a happy land soon.

The war was in the beginning of Jan and ended today.

-- ah B

Friday, January 30, 2009

Happy Wednesday

Some of you may know, I am a host in FM 102.3 in Montreal. Every wednesday at 10:30 - 11:30 pm, you can also listen to my voice on the radio. The show's name is called "Happy Wednesday" (開心星期三). The objective of the show is to bring happiness to audience. We will try to present news in a funny way. If you have never listened to it, you can always listen the archieve by click on the link I put in the right hand side of this blog. Give me comments.... I really need comments. I know people always say good thing in front of me, which will of course make me happy. However, people who tell me negative comments, I love them.

I remembered that there was someone actually asked me out for a lunch and told me that... "you know.. you did something and it hurts me... I hate you Billy, bla bla" He can tell me this in front of me because he loves me. I treat him as my real real friend. Nowadays, it's so hard to get someone to point out your mistakes in front of you in a positive way. Here, I want to say thank you to all my Real friends....

It is not easy to do "Happy Wednesday". I am a human. I cannot be always happy. Yes, I always make jokes... it is because I want to see people to smile. I love people to laugh and to be happy. Someday, when I am not happy, it is so so so so so hard to do "Happy Wednesday", when I sit in the studio, my brain will be blank when I am sad. I need to tell myself... I need to be funny... I need to be funny. After 1 year working in the radio show, I found that the actors or actresses are so good. They can change their emotions easily.

Today, I watched a concert on DVD. I cannot count how many times I had tears on my face. So touching. I want to know actually if the singer can be that emotional every night in the concert? If yes, that means he/she really passed thru a lot in his/her life. I am so easy to cry now. Easy to get touched... so emotional.....How can a computer programmer be that emotional???? hahahaha

Happy Wednesday is such a good way for me to encourage myself at least one time a week. I love to do that show because everytime, after the show, my mood will change. So, self encouragement is so important in our daily life. I can only understand this now.. wow... I am an EQ trainer MAN!!!!! Yes, if I don't have those "sad" experiences, I won't know the meaning of "happiness". Thanks God....

-- Ah B